Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Life!!!

Have you ever wonder what are you doing with your life?
I think about things like...

Am I supposed to do something in life?
Was I born to do something?
Am I missing something in life?
Am I not trying enough to know what am I supposed to do?
Is it wrong to be so careless about life?
Is it wrong not to have big aim in life?

I never have answers, but one thing I am very sure of is that such questions come to my mind only when I am bored, when I have nothing to do.

So the answer is to do something like what I am doing right now, write a blog :)

'Don’t worry, be happy, forget the worst and remember the best in life' is what I follow in life and surprisingly I am happy so far ;)

Thursday, March 22, 2007

MARKETING

A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - *That's Direct Marketing.*

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - * That's Advertising.*

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - * That's Telemarketing.*

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - * That's Public Relations.*

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - * That's Brand Recognition.*

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! "She gives you a nice hard slap on your face."- * That's Customer Feedback*

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- * That's demand and supply gap*

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you sayanything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. -* That's competition eating into your market share*

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - * That's restriction for entering new markets*